Sexual Anatomy 101

Taught by a 2 year old and 5 year old. This could be categorized under a "Taylor Says" as well.

While changing Taylor into her jammies over the weekend at the beach, her 5 year old cousin walks in the room and notices she's naked.

Alex: Taylor doesn't have a wee wee! Where is her wee wee?
Me: She has a wee wee, it just looks different than yours. Boys and girls wee wees look different.
Alex: ( Laughing ) I have a wee wee! Want to see??
Me: That's ok Alex, we don't need to see it.
Too late, he already pulls his pants down. What little boy isn't proud of his boy parts? They never grow out of this either. Boys and men alike, whiping it out for a laugh on the playground, or at a party or just for their unsuspecting wives in the privacy of their own home. But then again, women seem to be proud of their breasts and have been known to flash them to friends, and maybe even to absolute strangers, usually liquor is involved ofcourse.
Back to our lesson.
Alex: I go pee out of my wee wee and Taylor goes pee everywhere!
Me: Uhm... not really, she goes pee pee out of her wee wee too.
Taylor: Girls have pink wee wees!!

And she's right! But she just thinks girls should have pink EVERYTHING.

Me: Oh yeah? What color are boy wee wees?
Taylor: Boys have bwack wee wees.

To summarize our lesson today. Boy and girls have wee wees, but they are different. Girls have pink wee wees and boys have black ones.